Lots of great comments there as well...but this is my favorite!
Michelle got elected because her district consists of people who live to
drive their RVs and campout in the local mega church and/or Wal-Mart parking lot
for the weekend. They heard her "Hot for Jesus" speech and got tingly in the
crotch... just like when they get close to their first cousins. I'm sooooo
f*cking embarrassed. Maybe I'll move to Wisconsin.