Friday, December 15, 2006

More Olson and Bachmann

Now that Nolan has compared some of my blogging to that of a famous right wing Minnesota goes another installment of our latest and greatest topic. You get a two-fer though, with both Bachmann and Olson!

From Avidor over at Dump Bachmann and Pam's House Blend.

This comment at PHB is the best!

Dear Ms. Bachmann
Contrary to your assumptions, My will had nothing to do with your campaign or election.

During October & November, I was seriously focused on getting the Xarp'shar people of planet Xarp to stop doing disgusting things to each other with their shar'flukx.

It's not as tough an issue as with you humans. The Xarp'shar are a bi-gendered species that reproduces by each Xarp'shar thrusting their shar'flukx into the others' shar'hol. So, there's no "gay marriage" to worry about.

The problem is that the Xarp'shar have discovered how wonderful it feels when they thrust their shar'flukx into the others' shar'maw (the orifice used for ingesting nutrients). Other Xarp'shar have taken up using their shar'maw to pleasure others' shar'hol. It's an abomination, I tell you.

And, actually, I've told them, too, many times. The first time was over 6,000 years ago when I had one particularly pious Xarp'shar write some rules down in a book for all Xarp'shar to follow. My Son, what do they think I meant when I wrote, "I created the Xarp, and all the shar that populate the Xarp, in My image."

In conclusion, Ms. Bachmann, I was far too busy to help you win an election in Minnesota. Good luck on that gay marriage thing; I've got a neutron star cluster in the Altiris sector that needs some of my attention.

Your Deity,God.

"If people let government decide which foods they eat and medicines they take, their bodies will soon be in as sorry a state as are the souls of those who live under tyranny." -- Thomas Jefferson
by: Russ @ Wed Dec 13, 2006 at 18:26:59 PM EST

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