Wednesday, December 13, 2006

So, soybeans make you gay?

Ah, I get it now! Ironically, the rural northwest area of CD 6 is where Congresswoman elect Michelle Bachmann did very well.

Lot's of soybeans being grown in this area, although we do not have a soybean carnival. After this, we may never see one!

From World Net Daily

"The dangerous food I'm speaking of is soy. Soybean products are feminizing, and they're all over the place. You can hardly escape them anymore."

Gasp, soy! Statewide soy ban?
"Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That's why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today's rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products. (Most babies are bottle-fed during some part of their infancy, and one-fourth of them are getting soy milk!) Homosexuals often argue that their homosexuality is inborn because "I can't remember a time when I wasn't homosexual." No, homosexuality is always deviant. But now many of them can truthfully say that they can't remember a time when excess estrogen wasn't influencing them. "

Soy leads to homosexuality! Of course the righties, and in this case, the extreme religious fundamentalist righties, have to find a way to explain everything. This is truly unbelieveable!

Wonkette picked up on this, as well as Dump Bachmann.

I wonder what our locally elected officials will think? Will they give back their campaign monies from the soy industry? Will they call for subsidies for soybeans to be cut?

Don't we feed soybeans to our cattle? Do we now have gay cattle? Does eating gay cattle meat make us gay too? If soybean yields were down 16% this past year, because of arrid conditions, can we expect a decrease in those that identify as GLBT?

Wow, just when you think you have read some crazy stuff in this place we call the world wide web, you reach rock bottom.

Soybeans make you gay?

These are the same cats that buy Meth from their gay masseuse to only chuck it in the trash on the way home.

I can see the fields of burning soy beans next summer.

Screw a smoking ban...ban soybeans!

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