Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Governor Ventura Volunteers to Waterboard Dick Cheney

It's been a good day for Governor Ventura.

Calls Norm Coleman a hypocrite
for his continued efforts in extending his US Senate loss...

Volunteers to waterboard former VP Dick Cheney...
KING: You were a Navy SEAL.

VENTURA: That’s right. I was water boarded, so I know — at SERE School, Survival Escape Resistance Evasion. It was a required school you had to go to prior to going into the combat zone, which in my era was Vietnam. All of us had to go there. We were all, in essence — every one of us was water boarded. It is torture.

KING: What was it like?

VENTURA: It’s drowning. It gives you the complete sensation that you are drowning. It is no good, because you — I’ll put it to you this way, you give me a water board, Dick Cheney and one hour, and I’ll have him confess to the Sharon Tate murders.
Perhaps Governor Ventura can give Sean Hannity and Dick Cheney a BOGO deal on an evening of non-torture waterboarding? I'd watch it on Pay Per View!


JLeuze said...

Yeah, I'd fork over some cash to see that!

eric zaetsch said...

My biggest fear over Cheney is not that he keeps talking as he has, but that he'll give a, "You in the press will not have Dick Cheney to kick around any more," speech accompanied on screen by his dog, Checkers.